☕ Parent Policy 🧸

• ✅ Coffee is encouraged. (Required? Maybe.)
• 🍫 Hiding snacks from the kids is a protected right.
• 🧦 Pajama drop-offs? Totally acceptable.
• 📺 Screen time negotiations = Olympic-level parenting.
• 🏆 If you read this, you earn 10 imaginary parenting points.
• 💛 You're doing amazing. Yes, even if the laundry isn't folded.

This policy is 100% unofficial but 100% real in our hearts.